Head in the clouds
Well-Known Member
These popped up on the Oz flying blog a couple of days ago, perhaps they've not been here yet?
1.Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
2.Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
3.Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they know there is not enough ?
4.Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
5.Why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 million stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
6.Whose idea was it to put an S in the word lisp?
7.What is the speed of darkness?
8.Why is that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every 2 hours?
9.If the temperature is zero outside today, & its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
10.Do married people live longer than single people or does it only seem longer?
11.How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
12.Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
13.Who was the 1st person to look at a cow & say, I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, & drink what ever comes out?
14.Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast into a horrible crisp which no decent human would eat?
15.Why is there a light in the fridge & not in the freezer compartment?
16.Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is ?
17.Why does the Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
18.Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They are both dogs.
19.If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
20.If corn oil is made of corn, & vegetable oil is made of vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
21.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
22.Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
1.Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
2.Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
3.Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they know there is not enough ?
4.Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
5.Why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 million stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
6.Whose idea was it to put an S in the word lisp?
7.What is the speed of darkness?
8.Why is that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every 2 hours?
9.If the temperature is zero outside today, & its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
10.Do married people live longer than single people or does it only seem longer?
11.How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
12.Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
13.Who was the 1st person to look at a cow & say, I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, & drink what ever comes out?
14.Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast into a horrible crisp which no decent human would eat?
15.Why is there a light in the fridge & not in the freezer compartment?
16.Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is ?
17.Why does the Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
18.Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They are both dogs.
19.If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
20.If corn oil is made of corn, & vegetable oil is made of vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
21.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
22.Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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