I wish you would not waste everybody's time with your witty Don Rickles wannabe comments. We have lives with lots of other stuff to do. Thankkkkks for understandingHe doesn't care if it supports his weight safely without buckling. He cares if it's cheeeep.
The cost of the pilot is no concern here.
May I suggest the Bachem BA-349 and Yokosuka MXY-7 as relevant case studies here?