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[Bill-Higdon]

 

[TerryM76]

A shiny, polished P51 would probably bring out way more fancy females than the unloved Bf109.........however, I would be willing to trade 5 fancy females for a Bf109, if I could find them.

Overall, 4 cats is my limit and I wouldn't let them in my glider since one of them would eventually pee in it....

 

[TFF]

I think the first three are for the dog owners.

 

[Brünner]

Since 2 females is my limit, I'll get the 180 please.

 

[TFF]

First three probably get a housewife and children and a dog with the whining that you don’t fly enough to spend the money.

 

[Derswede]

All you will really get is "Why do you have that "Thing"?? You have me!!! Get rid of it!" Don't ask me how I know.

Derswede (wife is part Italian, part Russian and part American Indian....I have threats from TWO Mafias......! and the constant worry about getting scalped......)

 

[Victor Bravo]

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GUILTY Your Honor..... but I will only plead guilty to that one last charge.

I will, however testify that this entire range of damning accusations could only have been made by a Cessna 170 pilot, because any self-righteous, egomaniacal, hubris-oozing Cessna 180 pilot would claim that the 180 will always deliver better results in all matters.

 

[dee_bee_que]

Since 2 females is my limit, I'll get the 180 please.

What is the technical term for a man with more than one wife?

A Masochist.

 

[Blackburn Mark]

Sub 70kg....
I guess that leaves me with a Mongolian gerbil for company.

 

[Pilot-34]

Having once gotten to know a man with 12 wives I will stick with just one because I’ve never done anything bad enough to deserve 12

 

[challenger_II]

One wife heatedly informed me that it was either her, or the airplane... Still have the plane.

 

[Pops]

Told my wife the next wife will be dumber than me. She says good luck. She is Jewish and Irish. Smart and likes to fight.
That's OK, I like to make up.

 

[Rhino]

One wife heatedly informed me that it was either her, or the airplane... Still have the plane.

My wife says she's gonna kill me if I don't build that plane. I got a keeper (the wife I mean).

 

[Wanttaja]

A shiny, polished P51 would probably bring out way more fancy females than the unloved Bf109...

Ron Wanttaja

 

[Bille Floyd]

You sure about that ?

 

[Bille Floyd]

Because my ability to fly a glider ; helped me land this :

 

[akwrencher]

Well now, there always has to be an exception to prove the rule!

 

[cheapracer]

Because my ability to fly a glider ; helped me land this :

? Based on that you crashed into a tree, and she's stuck up there, I would suggest "inability".

 

[Vampirein]

Since 2 females is my limit, I'll get the 180 please.

Reminds me of an old Rodney Dangerfield joke: "These days I need two women. That way when I fall asleep they have someone to talk to."

 

[Wiseacre Dave]

One day I told my wife I was going flying. She replied, "Don't take any wooden airplanes." I didn't, but now I'm building one.