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"The Bede-Moller-Mueller Sky Resort flying luxury hotel was announced today in Nigeria, funded by the proceeds from the Nigerian Lottery. The cruise-ship-sized flying hotel will feature amenities like swimming pools, gymnasiums, and rock climbing, at the same time as transporting the 5,000 passengers in luxury, arriving directly at the world's most desirable destinations. Numerous artist's conception desktop models and a breathtaking animation was on display, conveniently located at investment stations inside the Nigerian National Bank. The bank's president, a nephew of former Nigerian dictator General DingDong N'BoomBoom, founded the bank with approximately US$3.6 Billion in un-used funds that were discovered in a warehouse after the late dictator had fled the country. Sky Resort spokesperson Peter Muller was on hand, giving the aviation press his personal assurance of the flying hotel's safety and reliability, noting that the flying hotel will use twin nuclear reactors, one from China and another from Russia, and boasting that there would be little chance of both a Chinese reactor and a Russian reactor failing on the same flight."
 
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"The Bede-Moller-Mueller Sky Resort flying luxury hotel was announced today in Nigeria, funded by the proceeds form the Nigerian Lottery. The cruise-ship-sized flying hotel will feature amenities like swimming pools, gymnasiums, and rock climbing, at the same time as transporting the 5,000 passengers in luxury, arriving directly at the world's most desirable destinations. Numerous artist's conception desktop models and a breathtaking animation was on display, conveniently located at investment stations inside the Nigerian National Bank. The bank's president, a nephew of former Nigerian dictator General DingDong N'BoomBoom, founded the bank with approximately US$3.6 Billion in un-used funds that were discovered in a warehouse after the late dictator had fled the country. Sky Resort spokesperson Peter Muller was on hand, giving the aviation press his personal assurance of the flying hotel's safety and reliability, noting that the flying hotel will use twin nuclear reactors, one from China and another form Russia, and boasting thatthere would be little chance of both a Chinese reactor and a Russian reactor failing on the same flight."
I predict one day your brain will be displayed in a museum . :)
 

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I predict one day your brain will be displayed in a museum . :)

They'd have to get it out of that one jar first....

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