Announcing the Aviation Expenses Calculator, the first calculator designed just for aircraft owners:
FAQ:
"Where is the zero key?"
Trust me, you won't need it.
"I made a mistake..."
Yes you did. All us pilots did.
"...where is the clear key?"
You can't turn back the clock, the money is not coming back.
"I want to subtract the money I saved by having a plane. How do I do that?"
Hahahahaha! ROTFLMAO! Good one.
"No seriously, it saved me about..."
Look, I'm not your spouse, you don't have to try to justify having an expensive hobby.
"I am being serious. It really happened."
Ok, then, subtracing the money saved can be done by checking yourself into a mental institution or waiting for the drugs to wear off, because you're clearly delusional.
"How accurate is this?"
Send me $100.
"And you'll send me the app?"
No. I'm Just trying to cash in on one of the many times that you have no idea how you spent another $100 in aviation.
"Where's the equals key?"
Not needed, the spending never stops.
FAQ:
"Where is the zero key?"
Trust me, you won't need it.
"I made a mistake..."
Yes you did. All us pilots did.
"...where is the clear key?"
You can't turn back the clock, the money is not coming back.
"I want to subtract the money I saved by having a plane. How do I do that?"
Hahahahaha! ROTFLMAO! Good one.
"No seriously, it saved me about..."
Look, I'm not your spouse, you don't have to try to justify having an expensive hobby.
"I am being serious. It really happened."
Ok, then, subtracing the money saved can be done by checking yourself into a mental institution or waiting for the drugs to wear off, because you're clearly delusional.
"How accurate is this?"
Send me $100.
"And you'll send me the app?"
No. I'm Just trying to cash in on one of the many times that you have no idea how you spent another $100 in aviation.
"Where's the equals key?"
Not needed, the spending never stops.